Tag: humor
member name: Walker Bennett, SF Author
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January 19, 2009 08:17 AM EST --
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his . . .
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December 20, 2006 02:17 PM EST --
Now, if anyone asks you what the difference is between Christmas and Chanukah you will know what and how to answer!
1.Christmas is one day, same day every year, December 25. Jews also love December 25th. . . .
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February 02, 2007 04:28 PM EST --
MOTHER AND DAUGHTER BANNED FOR LIFE FROM DISNEYLAND
YEP - Those are their real boobs!
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February 19, 2007 07:06 PM EST --
( By the way, this is a 20mm WWII anti-tank rifle)
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) . . .
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November 16, 2006 01:28 PM EST --
What do people who work at Hormel call their junk e-mail?
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December 25, 2006 02:50 PM EST --
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel . . .
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January 08, 2007 02:20 PM EST --
A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the . . .
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February 21, 2007 04:38 PM EST --
Mammograms
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you . . .
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February 25, 2007 03:07 PM EST --
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion . . .
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March 03, 2007 04:08 PM EST --
This week we celebrate a special birthday.
Monica Lewinsky turned 31.
Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the
White House on her hands and knees.
They grow up so . . .
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March 06, 2007 09:49 AM EST --
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
We always hear " the rules " From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. . . .
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March 09, 2007 04:26 PM EST --
Only a Southerner
- Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.
- Only a Southerner knows . . .
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March 29, 2007 03:06 PM EDT --
Seniors Giving Birth
With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a 65-year-old
woman was able to give birth to a baby.
When she was discharged from the hospital . . .
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April 11, 2007 12:58 PM EDT --
2nd. GRADE TEST
2nd. grade children were asked the following question:
"In which direction is the bus pictured below traveling?"
Look carefully at the picture.
Do you know the answer?
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May 04, 2007 07:12 PM EDT --
Welfare applications
For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by . . .
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December 18, 2008 10:50 AM EST --
This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners . It won first prize.
As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of . . .
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December 24, 2008 07:25 AM EST --
This Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and is accepting donations.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. . . .
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February 26, 2009 09:12 AM EST --
Leah will recognize this boss...
You vs. Your Boss...
When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy. . . .
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February 27, 2009 09:36 AM EST --
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
I could tell from his collarand well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave . . .
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January 11, 2007 05:04 PM EST --
What Would Jesus Drive?
Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"
One theory is that Jesus would tool around . . .
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