Tag: joke
member name: Walker Bennett, SF Author
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January 19, 2009 08:17 AM EST --
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his . . .
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February 16, 2009 07:54 AM EST --
Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's . . .
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March 15, 2009 10:54 AM EDT --
Coffe, that is.
Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee , please, with no cream.
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
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May 02, 2009 12:18 PM EDT --
It had been said that America would get a black president "when pigs fly!"
Obama has been in office 100 days and WHAM!
SWINE FLU!
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December 16, 2009 10:42 AM EST --
HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL YEEEEE REDNECKS!!!!! SANTY CLAWS HAS COME TA TOWN;
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December 17, 2009 11:43 AM EST --
Blonde LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ And one blonde says to the other,
"Which do You think is farther away.......... Florida or the moon?" . . .
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December 21, 2009 12:03 AM EST --
until the cop looked in my back seat!
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December 22, 2009 12:37 PM EST --
I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high . . .
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December 22, 2009 01:34 PM EST --
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace . . . .
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December 20, 2006 02:17 PM EST --
Now, if anyone asks you what the difference is between Christmas and Chanukah you will know what and how to answer!
1.Christmas is one day, same day every year, December 25. Jews also love December 25th. . . .
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February 02, 2007 04:28 PM EST --
MOTHER AND DAUGHTER BANNED FOR LIFE FROM DISNEYLAND
YEP - Those are their real boobs!
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February 19, 2007 07:06 PM EST --
( By the way, this is a 20mm WWII anti-tank rifle)
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) . . .
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December 21, 2009 06:22 PM EST --
Although it took me 5 days of steady drinking , I finally got my tree up! Can't get rid of the hiccups though!! (...and you should see my water bill!)
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December 21, 2009 06:33 PM EST --
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a . . .
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December 21, 2009 03:28 PM EST --
Co-vocabularists have proved that the pun also rises, by offering -- for better or verse -- plays on words. A number are worthy of further puntification. Read full post » . . .
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December 25, 2006 02:50 PM EST --
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel . . .
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February 21, 2007 04:38 PM EST --
Mammograms
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you . . .
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February 25, 2007 03:07 PM EST --
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion . . .
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March 03, 2007 04:08 PM EST --
This week we celebrate a special birthday.
Monica Lewinsky turned 31.
Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the
White House on her hands and knees.
They grow up so . . .
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March 06, 2007 09:49 AM EST --
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
We always hear " the rules " From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. . . .
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